Vanilla Gorilla Brings Flat Stanley Into It

January 26, 2011 / Posted by:

A picture of Vanilla Gorilla smiling at the camera like a dumb fuck asshole while his friend gives a Hitler salute in the passenger seat isn’t going to make anybody’s yarmulke flip, but this portrait of a Flat Hitler might. What kind of cunt monster defaces an innocent FLAT STANLEY?! Oh here go hell come. I do not want to know the places Flat Hitler visited (probably the concentration camp for crabs in Bombshell McGee’s crotch).

UsWeekly found the pictures on the Facebook page of one of Vanilla Gorilla’s ex-employees. The picture on the left was taken back in 2004 and posted in October. Someone close to Vanilla Gorilla still swears that he’s not an anti-Semite. He’s just into history. The source explains, “He’s into history. The swastika deal is to scare people. It’s part of biker culture.”

That’s almost like a sucio motherfucker using the “I’m just an animal lover” excuse when they get caught with bestiality porn. But really. Flat Stanley Hitler is not funny. But I’m sure Mel Gibson is amused. An object that hates Jews and can’t talk back? Laminate the bitch and Mad Mel has just found his new girlfriend.

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