Open Post: Hosted By Wynonna Judd

January 26, 2011 / Posted by:

If Ursula the sea witch rose from the dead, crawled onto land, scalped Ariel and then started over as an afternoon-shift receptionist at a Carlton International Hair Salon in Santa Ana, CA, she might look like Wynonna Judd. Here’s Chris from the Family Guy with a fake tan and a burgundy wig Wynonna at a Borders in NYC signing copies of her new book. Wynonna looks a mess, but her hair reminds me of a red velvet cupcake, her skin resembles caramel sauce and her cleavage looks like the butt I wish I had, so I actually like all of it. Even the lip liner.

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