OctoMom Turns Down A Check

January 25, 2011 / Posted by:

Steve Hirsch of the porn company Vivid Entertainment has long been trying to get OctoMom on his payroll. When the word foreclosure started winking at Octo’s house in La Habra, CA, Steve offered her $1 million if she wrapped her water noodle lips around a peen on camera. Octo clutched her crucifix and cried out that she could never ever go against her morals by doing porn. Steve then offered Octo a behind-the-fuck-scenes job with a salary and benefits. Octo once again made eyes roll when she declared that will never accept cum-stained money from a pussy and peen peddler. Steve must have a thing for crazy bitches and down-trodden wombs, because he then sent Octo a no strings attached (so he says) check for her mortgage payment. Proving that “common sense” is her worst enemy, Octo never cashed the check and she sent it back. Each one of Octo’s octuplets is spitting out a saliva letter this morning and the final message to their mom reads: D-U-M-B-F-U-C-K.

Octo tells Radar that no matter how bad things get, she won’t ever turn to porn for help: “Vivid Video sent me a check for the mortgage, and I sent it back. I don’t take money from porn pushers, and I never will. So far I have turned down more than a million dollars from Vivid Video even though I almost lost my home and I believe that makes a clear statement of how I feel towards that type of industry.”

Speaking of “that type of industry,” Octo also regrets making the half-assed fetish video you talked about in detail with your therapist last week. Octo said, “I was horrified at the end result, and it was not presented as they had promised.” THIS BITCH! When they pulled 8 babies out of her body, did they also pull out all her brain cells? She was stuffed into a black corset with her titties out and she whipped a grown man in a diaper. Did she think it was going to be a segment on Sesame Street? There are some perverted hos who push out an orgasm when they spot a wool scarf, so of course there’s going to be bitches fapping to Octo’s dumb fetish video. I swear. Bitch needs to get over herself. And somebody needs to make her babies the executors of her life, because it would make things a lot easier.

Octo’s babies would never send back a check when they are thisclose to holding a “Will Coo 4 Leche” sign in front of an Albertsons. Who sends back a check, anyway? As soon as a check comes in the mail, I deposit that bitch like it’s a peen and the ATM is my no-no. I don’t care if depositing it signs me up for a credit card or if the check has “non-negotiable” stamped on top of it, I”ll deal with that later. All I care about is seeing my balance creep up….even if it is for a hot second.

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