Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

January 25, 2011 / Posted by:

This A list long time rocker from one of the biggest rock groups ever has a secret. Although he has encouraged a reputation that he is a ladies man and has dated supermodels in the past, he did so knowing he has a very small peen. Extra small. Small as his first name in inches. So small that when he goes on tour he only ever has sex with groupies that have had several of the band or road crew first. Our singer feels like this way she will be tired and not notice how small he is. (CDAN)

Both Keef Richards and Janice Dickinson joked that Mick Jagger’s dick is smaller than his bottom lip, so I’m going to go with his ass. But then again, it could be Axl Rose. Based on this picture, Axl might be all huevos.

When some bold paparazzi asked this acting couple about a joke a comedian had recently made about the male half of their team, neither of them could muster a grin. Just icy, cold silence.

However, away from the cameras, he was quite furious about the whole thing. Unfortunately for him, there’s no legal way to fight a blind joke.

On the other hand, the wife actually thought that the joke was hilarious, and had a difficult time not reacting in her husband’s presence when she first heard it. While she’s glad that she’s held up her end of the deal, she can’t be held responsible for other people chipping away at her husband’s reputation. Their relationship has been over for months now, and she is just counting the days left on her contract, at which point she can cash out and move on. (Blind Gossip)

John Travolta’s name was on my mind until it got to the “contract” part and then I fell straight into Tommy Girl’s dungeon. And can’t Katie Holmes get Suri Cruise to sneak into Tommy’s lawyer’s office to change the expiration date on her “contract“?

At a big Sundance party, opening night- this Male Olympian stayed at the club until six in the morning until the girls at his table were so drunk they were passed out. Once the ladies were good and out of it, his entourage carried them quietly up to the athlete’s room. A waitress reported that one of the women already had most of her clothing off and had to be covered up in the Olympian’s coat. What a gentleman. (BuzzFoto)

Nope, this isn’t creepy at all. But I’m going go a different way, I’ll say this is Johnny Weir. Johnny wanted to spread his glitter over all of girls and give them a makeover. Johnny wanted to make sure they were passed the hell out so they wouldn’t give him lip about his styling choices.

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