Bristol Palin called into KWHL’s The Bob & Mark Show on Friday to freshen up her cup of relevancy and talk about all sorts of things like changing Tripp’s last name to Palin (“Yeah, I’ve asked Levi to do it many different times, just get it out of the way, just sign over his parental rights, but I don’t know if he will or if he wants to right now.”) and her new life in Arizona (“I’m thrilled. I love the town that I live in.”)
Bristol also admitted that the rumor about her rubbing her moose pie on a new piece under her bear fur comforter is true. Bristol’s got a new man! By the way, “Bristol’s got a new man” are the 5 words our government needs to hear in order to spike the public’s water supply with birth control pills.
Bristol said this about her new 20-year-old pipeline worker boyfriend:
“Yeah, you know what, I’m seeing a guy and he’s really great and Tripp loves him and we’re having a really good time and we’re really good friends. Yeah, we can go with that.”
Well, let’s hope this one insulates his pipe before he lays it down. Or else Tripp will get a half-sibling named Falll.