It’s The 2011 Razzie Nominations!

January 24, 2011 / Posted by:

It’s the soul-killing acting skills of Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and RPattz versus the sperm-destroying zombie hags of Sex and the City 2: Rojo Is Not Amused! The best awards show of the year announced their nominations and it’s really no surprise that Twilight: Eclipse and The Last Airbender led the shit show parade with 9 nods each. “From the mind of M. Night Shyamalan…” comes something you could probably find floating in your toilet and you don’t have to pay $12 to stare at it!

The Bounty Hunter and Slytherins and the Desert 2 also got a bunch of nominations each including one for Liza Minnelli! I’m with the Razzies on every single one of their choices except Liza. SATC2 makes Faces of Death look like a feel good movie, but Liza was the only twinkle in that mound of dried-up camel shit. The word “worst‘ automatically becomes invalid when used to describe ANYTHING Liza has done. Well, it can be used to describe the eyelift that makes her look like a surprised guppy, but that’s it.

Here’s the full list of the Razzie nominations. My Netflix account should probably be declared a waste dump that is more toxic than Brit Brit’s bowels, because almost every single one of these attacks on cinema has been in my queue at one point or another.

Worst Picture
‘Twilight Saga: Eclipse’
‘The Last Airbender’
‘The Bounty Hunter’
‘Sex & The City 2’
‘Vampires Suck’

Worst Actor
Robert Pattinson: ‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’ and ‘Remember Me’
Ashton Kutcher: ‘Killers’ and ‘Valentine’s Day’
Gerard Butler: ‘The Bounty Hunter’
Jack Black: ‘Gulliver’s Travels’
Taylor Lautner: ‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’

Worst Actress
Jennifer Aniston: ‘The Bounty Hunter’
Miley Cyrus: ‘The Last Song’
The Four “Gal Pals”: ‘Sex & The City 2’
Megan Fox: ‘Jonah Hex’
Kristen Stewart ‘Twilight Saga: Eclipse’

Worst Supporting Actress
Jessica Alba: ‘The Killer Inside Me,’ ‘Little Fockers,’ ‘Machete,’ and ‘Valentine’s Day’
Cher: ‘Burlesque’
Liza Minnelli: ‘Sex & The City 2’
Nicola Peltz: ‘The Last Airbender’
Barbra Streisand: ‘Little Fockers’

Worst Supporting Actor
George Lopez: ‘Marmaduke,’ ‘The Spy Next Door,’ and ‘Valentine’s Day’
Billy Ray Cyrus: ‘The Spy Next Door’
Dev Patel: ‘The Last Airbender’
Jackson Rathbone: ‘The Last Airbender,’ and ‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Rob Schneider: ‘Grown Ups’

Worst Director
Sylvester Stallone: ‘The Expendables’
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer: ‘Vampires Suck’
Michael Patrick King: ‘Sex & The City 2’
M. Night Shymalan: ‘The Last Airbender’
David Slade: ‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’

Worst Screen Couple/Ensemble
The Entire Cast of ‘Sex & The City 2’
The Entire Cast of ‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’
The Entire Cast of ‘The Last Airbender’
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler: ‘The Bounty Hunter’
Josh Brolin’s Face & Megan Fox’s Voice: ‘Jonah Hex’

Worst Eye-Gouging Use of 3D
‘Cats & Dogs 2: Revenge Of Kitty Galore’
‘Clash of the Titans’
‘The Last Airbender’
‘Nutcracker 3D’
‘Saw 3D’

Worst Screenplay
‘Last Airbender’
‘Little Fockers’
‘Sex & The City 2’
‘Twilight Saga: Eclipse’
‘Vampires Suck’

Worst Prequel, Remake, Ripoff or Sequel
‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’
‘Clash of the Titans’
‘The Last Airbender’
‘Sex & The City 2’
‘Vampires Suck!’

And thanks to MiserAlba and George Lopez for getting called out for several movies each. You’re really helping my “I want to see MORE Latinos (aka mostly just Charo) in movies” case.

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