Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 24, 2011 / Posted by:

Almond, the Tarzan cat of Wisconsin who was born in a tree and refuses to leave that same tree no matter what. Ron Venden lives near Almond’s tree and he and the other neighbors swear the cat has never once ventured to the ground. Almond’s mother birthed him in that tree 7 months ago, but he chose to stay high after she left. Ron has tried to get Almond out of his hometree, but the pussy ain’t having it. The tree is his EVERYTHING. So Ron made Almond a little bed out of straw and climbs up a ladder twice a day to feed him milk, meatloaf and salami. Yes, milk and salami. That tree may be known as cat tree today, but in a few months it’ll be known as cat diarrhea tree.

Almond does know how to do it, though. He gets to live in his own high-rise tree condo far from loud ass human people and he gets free salami!

via Madison.com

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