Golden Voice Has Quit Rehab

January 24, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Ted Williams, the homeless man turned America’s sweetheart, vowed to Dr. Phil earlier this month to get clean, hop off the bottle for good and not take this second life opportunity for granted. Dr. Phil set Golden Voice up at a rehab facility in Texas and he was supposed to stay there a few months to deal with his addictions to booze and the bad shit. We weren’t supposed to hear from Golden Voice until he sashays out of rehab in a few months and victoriously sings into the skies causing a flock of nightingales to fly around him. That’s how the fairy tale was supposed to end. But the real truth is that Golden Voice has given a giant FUCK YOU to the medical professionals treating him in rehab and checked out of there after only two weeks.

TMZ says that Golden Voice is on his way to the airport now. Destination unknown. His girlfriend is also in rehab in California, so maybe he’s headed there. There’s also a chance that he’s head to California to personally punch Dr. Philofshit in the DURR dome for sending him to a rehab facility that doesn’t keep their kitchen stocked with Mac & Cheese. That would be considered a happy ending too.

Tags: Golden Voice

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