The obvious guess is Parasite Hilton, because that nasty skank ho probably makes her assistant pick up her own poop since I doubt she’s potty trained herself. But I’m going to go with Blake Lively. Blake’s dog looks like she’d piss on your shoes and then give you a look like, “Aren’t you going to clean that, bitch?”
This pregnant almost A list movie actress who only does cameos on television just found out her A list movie actor cheated on her with this A list movie actress who is not pregnant, but has kids with her husband. (CDAN)
Penny Cruz, Javier Bardem and Julia Roberts sounds about right… But just because I don’t want to fully imagine Julia Roberts busting a full-jaw horse cackle while rubbing on Javier, I’ll also guess Jennifer Connelly, Paul Bettany and Angelina Jolie (ignore the “her husband” part)?
This actor is slowly explaining his actions for an abrupt breakup with his girlfriend. It seems the two no longer live together after she gave birth to a child. When the tabloids starting to pick up the story, he declared….. via the social networks…..The Kid Is Not My Son! (Downfront2 via Blind Gossip)
Idris Elba. No question mark needed.
Which married British TV star with a cult following on this side of the Atlantic recently won a gag order in England to keep his cheating under wraps? The love rat claimed it would be “very distressing” to his family if his extramarital affair was uncovered. A judge agreed after a woman he’d cheated with tried to extort a bundle of money from him by threatening to go public with their dirty dalliance! (Blind Gossip)
David Walliams? That’s all I’ve got.