Zsa Zsa Gabor Is Back At Home

Zsa Zsa Gabor is once eating nibbling on slightly chilled chocolate bonbons and sipping on the tears of police officers from a crystal goblet in her bed after a massive blood clot forced doctors to amputate most of her leg. TMZ reports that Zsa Zsa was sent home from the hospital yesterday and doctors have ordered her to stay in her pink satin princess canopy bed for at least two months. A nurse will be on hand 24-hours a day to spoon feed caviar to Zsa Zsa and wash her hair with diamond water.

No Zsa Zsa post would be complete without an ass dingle straight out of her husband’s mouth. Prince Frederic von Anhalt spoke into TMZ’s mic and told them that her hospital bills are going to run them around $20,000. Yes, only $20,000. I didn’t snatch a zero, deep fry it, sprinkle it with powdered sugar and eat that shit. Dude really only said $20,000.

Zsa Zsa spent over a week in the hospital, had major surgery and he’s saying shit about only $20k? That’s probably all co-pays, because my hospital bill would be more than that if I simply went in complaining about how I accidentally sat on an empty lubed-up bottle of Andre. Besides, the diamond tiara Zsa Zsa wears to take a piss is worth way more than $20,000. Somebody needs to hook Prince von Anhalt up to an IV filled with STFU.