The Dorchester in London put Nicki Minaj and her entourage out on the curb and it wasn’t because she walked through the lobby wearing a wig that looks like one of Paris Hilton’s bed sheets under an ultraviolet light. It also wasn’t because Nicki’s presence inspired a fan (let’s call her Arethanna) to bring her chichis out for an autograph. The Daily Mail says that The Dorchester evicted Nicki, because her crazed fans graffitied an elevator and disturbed the peace. Nicki laughed about that shit on her Twatter:
long day of press only to find out we’ve officially been kicked out the hotel! Lmaoooooooo. Rescue me barbz!!!! Pleeeeeeeasse *martha voice*
2:16 PM Jan 21st via ÜberTwitter
S/O all the kids outside the hotel just now. It got a bit CRAZY but I rlly appreciate ur support. Hopefully the next hotel will be nicer
2:25 PM Jan 21st via ÜberTwitter
And they said yesterday while I was out doing press, a fight broke out and an ambulance was called for 1 of my barbz.
2:29 PM Jan 21st via ÜberTwitter
Nicki’s London “barbz” must be having a strange allergic reaction to the toxic fumes wafting off the poisonous spider legs glued to her eyelids, because they also caused a MAN DOWN CODE 10 scene at a London club last night. Nicki’s appearance at the club Runway was canceled after a full-on brawl broke out inside.
I’m not sure if getting kicked the hell out of a hotel because of something your crazy fans did is a new kind of hardcoreness or completely embarrassing. I’m going to go with the latter. That shit ain’t rock n’ roll. Letting your fans do the fuckery work for you?! I mean, Nicki should’ve at least broke a light bulb or clogged a sink with her 10lbs of make-up, so she could say that The Dorchester just couldn’t handle her. Amy Wino is so disappointed.