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January 23, 2011 / Posted by:

Ivana Spagna, Italian dance pop superstar legend, beacon of timeless glamour and the perfect portrait of beauty that Jareth the Goblin King spent his entire life trying to achieve!

Spagna’s music career first bloomed in the 1980s, of course, and she quickly went on to write and record several minor Eurodance hits that kept neon lights glowing and rhinestone cameo brooches sparkling well into the 1990s. How Spagna never went on to become the reigning goddess of music is beyond me! Just look at her! She’s like what Boy George circa 1987 sees in the mirror after dropping acid while listening to ‘Til Tuesday. Spagna of the 80s is like a dazzling piece of dandruff that fell out of Tina Turner’s original “What’s Love Got to Do with It” wig. Yes, this is what really became of Pris from Blade Runner.

Spagna and her signature spiky mane later parted ways and it reinvented itself by dipping into black dye before settling on top of Bill Kaulitz’s head. The Spagna of today looks like “Pete Burns as a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills” and she’s as ravishingly beautiful as ever Spagna also continues to make music, but I will forever know her for this classic.

When they eventually shuffle me off to the crazy house, make sure my padded cell has a round bed in it so I can reenact scenes from this video all day long. They really don’t make empty rooms with round beds in ’em like they used to.

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