In keeping with this morning’s theme of random as a guinea pig waterobics class, here’s 49-year-old Jim Carrey leaving a Broadway theater last night with 24-year-old Anchal Joseph after watching Time Stood Still together. You know Anchal as one of the contestants on America’s Next Top Model 7 whose soul was sucked into Ty Ty’s globehead of fear about halfway through the competition. It looks like Anchal’s soul managed to crawl out of Ty Ty’s nostrils and dust the SMIZE off itself, because she’s back! Somewhere Ty Ty has started a wave of eye rolls around her by saying, “You know when I was a young Indian girl who held hands with Jim Carrey while wearing a rose-colored dress in NYC in January…”
I’m not even going to try to figure out how, when or why this happened. My guess is that Jim Carrey attached himself to the first young pretty girl who doesn’t violently attack strangers when she thinks she smells antigens in their veins.