Open Post: Hosted By Ryan Gosling’s Eye Twitches

January 21, 2011 / Posted by:

On Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, Ryan Gosling showed a clip (at the 2:11 mark) of a little girl he met at a hospital in the Congo while doing charity work over there. Ryan is completely mesmerized by the little girl twerking her eyes to “Rude Boy” by RiRi. Yeah, I don’t know why Ryan is going on like this is a new thing. You put your hands on your hips and give high-speed elevator eyes every time you see a picture of RiRi in another fucked up outfit. That little girl is simply doing the “HO, SIT DOWN.” Ryan needs to look at more pictures of RiRi and he’d understand!

And when Ryan tries to do it, he looks like a drunk chicken on the subway at 3am trying to focus hard on not barfing on the floor.

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