Hottie’s Latest TV Comeback

January 21, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

The original cast of Flavor of Love is the gift that keeps on giving and they seem to pop up in places you never ever thought they would. They’re just like a herpes outbreak! A herpes outbreak in too-small dresses from the Torrid outlet and make-up samples they got as payment for cutting the opening ribbon of a Sally’s Beauty Supply in New Jersey. And the newest outbreak happened on GSN dating show Baggage and it starred the pineapple slice in my raw chicken HOTTIE!!!

Hottie admitted to her potential date that one of her pieces of baggage is that she spoon feeds her dogs at restaurants. Hottie brought out her pooch Cash to give a demonstration, and shit must have gotten lost in translation. Instead of slurping up the slop, Cash barfed it all over the floor. Poor Cash. Barfing is one of the symptoms from the post-traumatic stress disorder he got from witnessing Hottie perform “My Man, Mansion, Money!” live.

Tags: Flavor of Love

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