Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 21, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

In honor of last night’s finale of The Real Dynasty Wannabes of Beverly Hills, we should give Gigolo “Giggy” Vanderpump the Hot Slut credit he truly deserves. Giggy is one of the only RHOBH cast members (besides Adrienne Maloof, strangely enough) who makes a drop of 100% sense and he’s the main companion to Lisa Vanderpump, the Kelly LeBrock-like goddess who was born out of a Jackie Collins novel when Celeste Talbert howled at the highest chandelier one night.

Giggy is a Pomeranian who suffers from alopecia which is why Lisa always keeps him covered in outfits that make him look like Jo Anne Worley or a Boca retiree with the largest sweatshirt collection at his retirement community. Giggy always seems as sedated as a child with ADD (or maybe the bitch is just stayin’ drunk) and I’m not entirely convinced that he isn’t an Ewok toy powered by AA batteries, but he’s still the most entertaining bitch on that show. And he’s been blessed by Detective La Toya! There’s really no honor higher than that.

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