Here Comes Another Trump

January 21, 2011 / Posted by:

Donald Trump is about to become a grandfather again, because his daughter Ivanka Trump dropped the news on Twitter that her uterus has hired a fetus and she and her husband Jared Kushner are expecting their first kid together.

I have been wanting to share some amazing news with you all for some time… I’m pregnant! Jared and I couldn’t be more excited.
44 minutes ago via web

Finally, we’ll get a celebrity baby with the name Alistair Heisley or Bunny Winchester. A name that will push your nose up when it comes out of your mouth. And speaking of noses, I really hope that Baby Alistair Heisley Trump-Kushner gets Ivanka’s original nose and her father’s combover.

Ivanka’s disappearing nose is totally going to come in handy when her baby arrives on Earth. Ivanka will never smell baby diarrhea or mashed banana barf since her nostrils are the size of a Smurf’s urethra.

via Star Magazine

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