Guess Who Bill Clinton Is Making His O Face For?

But that could also be his “ACK! I always pull A-Rod’s key out of the bowl” face.

The definition of random paid a visit to Miami Beach last night when former President Bill Clinton had dinner with a group of people including A-Rod and Cameron Diaz. Bill got the chosen seat facing the wall of paps, so naturally we received the gift of a glorious gallery of expressions from Bill. Facial expressions like:

“Your mouth sure is purdy. I am so hypnotized by it that I have no idea that I’m about to eat a pancake lettuce wrap.”

“If I rub faster, will your chest grow?”

“Your mouth sure is purdy (Yes, I’m still on that). How about you, me and a cigar get a room together somewhere?”

“Ha! The cigar shop is all closed up. Good thing I’ve got this thumb. It’ll do the trick!”

A-Rod and Cameron’s date with Bill comes just one day after she admitted to George Lopez that she loves that sticky icky feeling, so that sort of explains why these these three are together. It would also explain why Bill’s got Willie Nelson eyes….and why he ate a pancake lettuce wrap. Damn. I have to try this “not inhaling” shit, because Bill looks like he’s having the time of times!