Halle Berry And Gabriel Aubry Are At War

January 20, 2011 / Posted by:

Shit between Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry is not all “peachy cream” (copyright: Jennifer from Basketball Wives). It seemed like Halle and Gabriel were playing nice for the sake their daughter Nahla, but Radar says that they are practically biting at each other’s throats. Gabriel filed for custody of Nahla on December 30th, because he’s afraid that Halle is trying to push his ass out. A source says that Halle rages at Gabriel when he doesn’t do what she says. Things turned to crap when Gabriel started dating other tricks like Kim Kardashian. Halle threatened to make his life a living hell if he didn’t keep his hos on the down low.

A source explains that Halle re-enacted her meltdown scene from Gothika when she stared at pictures of Gabriel with Kim in a magazine, “Halle was absolutely furious and had a complete melt-down. She basically gave him an ultimatum — to choose between dating other women and carrying on being on her good side. She was particularly angry that he had been so public, even going to a Lakers game one time, and she totally berated him, basically telling him that if he has to date, just date a nobody waitress that nobody will care about. Gabriel is one of the most laid-back, nicest guys that I know, but in the end he just got sick of being bossed around and told what to do by his ex-girlfriend.”

When Gabriel brought up Halle’s relationship with Olivier Martinez, she said it was just for “business purposes.”

Gabriel also thinks that Halle has hired a private investigator to follow him around. The source goes on, “He said he’s noticed a car following him a few times now and that he’s just got this weird feeling that he can’t shake of being watched. Judging by Halle’s past actions and threats it wouldn’t surprise me, if Gabriel doesn’t follow her rules she’s going to fight nasty. But, if she thinks a PI is going to dig up anything salacious or scandalous I think she’ll be sorely disappointed. Gabriel’s one of the straightest, nicest, bordering on boring guys I know.”

How Radar was able to make out the source’s quotes is beyond me. The source must be an expert at articulation if they were able to clearly say all those words while their tongue was wrapped around Gabriel’s prostate. Seriously, could this source be further up Gabriel’s ass? Not that I blame them, but DAMN. They make Halle seem like a foam-spewing monster and Gabriel seem like an innocent baby bunny whose paws have never touched a puddle of pee before. Please, we know they have, because he has hung around Kim Kardashian’s trick ass a few times.

And I’m going to need to see HD video of these two rumbling. Not because I need proof that this story is true. I need it because they probably look really hot while screaming at each other.

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