Amy Poehler’s Secret Career As A Stock Image Model Uncovered!

January 20, 2011 / Posted by:

Franny Glass was doing a Getty Images search for “volunteer” pictures when these vintage beauties of a young Amy Poehler as a candy striper popped up. There’s something a little evil about the first picture. Amy’s smirking at us and practically saying, “Oh, so does it hurt when I turn your oxygen off? Well, that’ll teach you to nod ‘thank you’ when I bring in the flowers from the stepmother who always talks shit about you in the hallway. Don’t fuck up again……and feel better.

And if you think this shit is edgy and scandalous, wait until the PG-13 pictures of her as a semi-slutty crossing guard come out.

via Jezebel

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