Afternoon Crumbs

January 20, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Dear AnnaLynne McCord and her furry friend, GET A DOGHOUSE!!! – Hollywood Tuna

If only they gave Oscars out for Best Delusional Mess in Real Life – Lainey Gossip

Macaulay Culkin and his new porn star piece need to bond over a pair of tweezers and brow scissors – The Superficial

I liked Lady GaGa’s new song more when Madonna sang it 20 years ago – Towleroad

Winona Ryder is suffocating her breasts (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

The Texting Fountain Lady has a history of scamming a ho out of a dollar – TDW

Tim Kang wears too many clothes – The Berry

A chola’s worst nightmare – NYC Barstool Sports

That tremor in Wichita, Kansas explained – Celebitchy

Brian Austin Green has bunny eyes – Popoholic

Aaaaaand here’s some Jon Hamm – Popsugar

“Working is hard!” – Jon Gosselin – ICYDK

Megan Fox’s ribs for Armani Underwear – Just Jared

Zeb Atlas shouldn’t quit his porn job anytime soon – OMG Blog

Gary Busey could floss his jumbo Chiclets with that dog leash – Celebslam

Who hasn’t bought weed from Snoop Dogg? – I’m Not Obsessed

Useless vs. useless – Popbytes

Ke$ha’s daddy calls her a liar – Hollywood Rag

I have no idea who Gemma Merna, but here’s her nipples anyway – Cityrag

Charlie Sheen just fell in love – SOW

(Image via Pacific Coast News)

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