Who’s Knocked Up Today: The Lizzie McGuire Edition

January 19, 2011 / Posted by:

For those of you who grew up watching Lizzie McGuire in the first days of the 21st century, it’s your turn to feel older than dust because Hilary Duff is going to be a mother. Maybe. This would be like me finding out that Moosie from Kids Inc. is a grandfather. Or like a 5-year-old staring at Justin Bieber’s positive pregnancy test. We’re all old.

Star Magazine has it on good authority that Hilary has been drinking her skim lattes with a shot of bunny genes with the rest of Hollywood, because she’s apparently pulling her bump into the bump-to-bump traffic crowding L.A. right now. Hilary and her manchild husband Mike Comrie have yet to confirm any of this. Probably because the source says that she’s only 7 weeks. The close friend went on to spill even more details on Hilary’s current uterus situation, “They weren’t actively trying to conceive but agreed that if it happened, it happened. They’re ecstatic.

If this is true, YAY for Hilary and Mike (who sort of looks like a Seth MacFarlane creation). Hopefully, Hilary’s doctor finds a way to put a mouthguard on her baby before it comes flying out, because with her Chiclets and his jaw, that kid is going to want to chomp on everything. Like a great white chipmunk.

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