Charlie Sheen Is Not Cheap With His Hos

January 19, 2011 / Posted by:

TMZ recently posted an e-mail Charlie Sheen apparently sent to a paid pussy peddler he found on an escort emporium called CityVibe. Charlie bragged that he’s an A-list actor before requesting the services of Ginger. The e-mail, which was sent at 8:30am from AOL, is below. If you need a quick afternoon buzz, print it out, chop it into a million pieces and quickly snort it up like the P.A. from Two and a Half Men is knocking on your dressing room door.

Subject: Your Cityvibe Ad
From: Charlie Sheen <[redacted]>
Date: Mon, January 10, 2011 8:37 am
To: [redacted]

U are fabulous!
I’m an A-list actor that you mite like to meet… Ure fone is dead and out of service ….
310 [redacted]

Sent from my iPhone

Radar reports that Ginger answered Charlie’s cooch call and showed up to his suite at The Palms at 9 that morning . Ginger stuffed $10,000 into her cleavage for 4 hours of her time and a source says that Charlie paid two other call girls $8,000 each for dealing with his ass.

The source says that Ginger told them Charlie took his nostrils for a ride on the Colombian trail in front of her and stayed higher than a politician during their 4 hours together. But Charlie plans to ring for Ginger in the future, “Charlie told Ginger this wasn’t just a one night stand and that he plans to reconnect with her during the next time he is in Las Vegas.”

$10,000 for only 4 hours work might sound like Charlie Sheen overpaid, but he really didn’t. Getting on Charlie Sheen is a dirty job that Mike Rowe wouldn’t even try to tackle. Ginger probably had to let out a bunch of fraudulent “oooh aaaaah uuuuuhs” while trying not to weep from staring at Charlie Sheen’s terrifying coke eyes. I mean, Charlie is probably the worst at fucking and you have to give an Oscar-worthy performance to keep him happy.

You know he finger bangs like he’s trying to lift up a stuck car trunk. When Charlie gnaws on your nipple, it looks like he’s eating a bowl of open faced lasagna without any hands. And a bitch can suffocate from trying not to breathe in Charlie’s nasty ass coke bref! Ginger had to use a good chunk of that $10,000 to buy every bottle of Listerine at Walgreens so she could bathe in it and get Charlie’s stank off her skin. It’s hard out there for Charlie’s whores.

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