I can pretty much picture Ian McKellen wearing a leather harness and leather panties underneath his tuxedo, so I’ll guess him? And Ian talks like he’s hung where it counts. His voice sort of drops low like the weight of his big peen is pulling it down.
Which vertically-challenged actor has his female assistant of 15 years do more than just run errands? According to an insider, she must also have sex with him whenever he wants it. His actress wife of decades has no clue. (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)
Al Pacino has never been married so he’s out. Tommy Girl is just…um…no. So maybe Danny DeVito?
So, this almost A list movie actress who never does television (except for cameos) had a date who was not the brightest tool in the shed. Hey, they match. Anyway, the guy took out a little vial of coke during the (Golden Globes) ceremony and the guy seated next to the idiot says, “You do know they are showing this on television right?” The idiot replied and I swear this is 100% true. “Well, they would just edit it out right? I mean doesn’t everyone do it?” (CDAN)
I couldn’t pull a guess out of my ass, but the “idiot cokey” should know that not everybody just does lines right there on the table. BE DISCREET! DAMN! Have your dealer turn the coke into a gloss so you can apply it openly at your table and let it seep into your pores.
Which enduring TV star is a big lesbian, the public love of her life having actually been a closeted queen who routinely hired hustlers? (La Daily Musto)
National treasure Betty White? Just when I thought it was impossible to shower more love on her.
What is it with these hush hush closet type people? Openly gay Glee actor Jonathan Groff is currently in a relationship with a less than openly gay Star Trek actor. No, not that one. And not Simon Pegg either. (Holy Moly)
Zachary Quinto is probably “that one“, so I’ll go with Chris Pine….or Tyler Perry?