Meet Lunesta’s New Spokesmess

January 18, 2011 / Posted by:

Guess what? Remember when Steven Tyler broke his bones after falling off the stage during a concert in 2009? Turns out the bitch was high on the wrong shit. You might have to freebase a pill of Lunesta to deal with the shock of reading that piece of information. And Lunesta is the wrong kind of shit Steven was on. Steven admitted to David Letterman last night that he developed an addiction to snorting mounds of crushed up Lunesta pills.

“It’s not any news here about my drug use and addictions in the past. A couple years ago, I was snorting Lunesta because of some problems with my feet. That shows you what kind of a drug addict I was, only the finest for me… I was looking for any excuse to get high.”

The Steven Tyler of the old days probably double penetrated himself with a shot of heroin in the eyeballs and between the toes. And the Steven Tyler of today is raiding your guest room medicine cabinet for Lunesta. Chasing the dragon has been replaced by chasing that annoying Lunesta moth. But Steven doesn’t have to worry about feeding his “Muppet Janice wearing a skin mask” face with sedatives anymore, because he’s working with JLo now and I’m sure that’s putting him to sleep.

via HuffPo

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