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January 18, 2011 / Posted by:

Whiskey in a can!!! No, White Oprah, there’s no need for you to ask Nana Lohan to burn you with a Virginia Slim, because this isn’t a dream. The “product of the future” you presented at your 4th grade science fair has come to life and is now available in real life! A Panama-based company called Scottish Spirits has started testing whiskey in a can in South America and the Caribbean and they hope to bestow this gift to the rest of the world very soon. A rep for the company says that it’s the perfect size to pass around with friends and mix it with different kinds of cola. To which I say….the fuck? Pass it around with friends? Screw friends.

Whiskey in a can is the perfect product to wrap with a creme soda Shasta wrapper (a Coke wrapper is too cliche) and sip in the dark part of the subway train by yourself on a Saturday night. They should just go ahead and sell “whiskey in a Shasta can,” because it’ll make everyone’s lives a lot easier. But for now, I’ll officially retire my favorite booze hiding paper bag and pick whiskey in a can up instead. The church my mother drags me to sometimes doesn’t allow bottles, but they do allow cans inside. WIN!

Whiskey in a can is also the perfect thing to go with your empty Starbucks Trenta cup. The Trenta is just big enough to hold your tears and barf after downing a few cans of whiskey. The perfect portable party for one!

via Daily Mail

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