Afternoon Crumbs

The first look at the cast of X-Men: First Class. At least, they say this is from X-Men even though January Jones looks like she’s starring in Victoria’s Secret Angels: The Movie – Just Jared

Sandra Bullock and ScarJo met up at the Golden Globes and I’m really hoping the latter said to the former, “What’s my pussay juice taste like since you’re obviously licking it off my sloppy seconds.” – Lainey Gossip

January Jones and Jason Sudontmakemecopyandpastehislastname are not licking on each other’s genitals at this moment – The Superficial

This article on jizz allergies is like the worst episode of the Twilight Zone ever – Towleroad

The Sister Wives are moving to Nevada – Celebitchy

The other Leighton Meester in GQ (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Brit Brit making the “rest stop hooker who tricks for cigs” look seem elegant – Hollywood Tuna

Worse. Worse. Better. Better. Worse. Worse. Worse. Worse. Worse. Worse. – The Berry

Why is Zuma Nesta dressed like an old timey carnie? – Popsugar

I love how he’s acting hard when he’s got flying dragons (or whatever that is) on his jeans – NYC Barstool Sports

There’s a special place in the underworld for little boys who scare their memaws with plastic snakes – TDW

Cameron Diaz is straight-up wearing a potato sack as a sweater – Popoholic

Kanye West is just kidding about the Brit Brit thing – I’m Not Obsessed

The rest of the awkward pictures from Kristen Stewart’s Vogue spread – ICYDK

Tara Reid’s new dude looks really into her ass – Hollywood Rag

Dumbasses blowing shit up – Cityrag