Hayden Panettiere Keeps Her Nips Under Wraps

January 17, 2011 / Posted by:

Knowing very well that the Keebler elves will go wild at the sight of troll nipples, Hayden Panettiere kept it demure by slapping pasties on her well-oiled pecs before walking the carpet at HBO’s afterparty for the you knowwhats last night. Hayden is a card carrying member of the Lollipop Guild so she has access to every single glittery sticker under Lisa Frank’s rainbow and yet she still chooses a pair of bland nip covers? What a sad waste. But I guess if my boyfriend could fuck me in the belly button while we’re both standing up, I’d be busy doing that instead of worrying about stupid shit like pasties.

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