A Check Is A Check: OctoMom Is Doing Fetish Videos Now

January 17, 2011 / Posted by:

OctoMom’s financial situation is as bruised, battered and exhausted as her uterus right now. Octo’s got a million hongray mouths to feed, two lips on her face to keep filled with liquid nails and a foreclosure notice hovering over her head. Octo even brought her spastic craziness to Oprah the other day and Suze Orman told her that she needs to do what she needs to do to get those bills paid. Suze yelled until her clit turned blue and nearly fell off.

Well, Octo is making Suze proud, because she’s slowly whippin’ her way out of debt. TMZ reports that Octo recently shot a fetish video in her own home that features her whippin’ a grown ass man in a diaper and a bonnet. Well, at least her 14 children don’t have to crawl far for “Take Your Kid To Work Day.

TMZ says that Octo kept her black leggings and black corset on and whooped on the baby dude until welts grew on his back. Octo has already signed the release and it’s currently looking for a buyer.

Okay, where did Octo put her three million screaming children while she was whipping coins out of a dudes diaper? Did she put them all in the garage with a few rocks and and empty box of Cheerios, and tell them to be really quiet while mommy and her friend play “Catwoman vs. Baby Huey“? Or did Octo hand one of her kids a boom mic and put them all to work? But seriously, this is better than collecting a welfare check, so I say, whip that food on the table!

And on a positive note, at least this fetish video can be used as a form of birth control. Every time Octo whips an air bubble out of a grown man’s Pamper, a sperm fish drowns itself and an ovary egg pops.

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