Just start pouring bottles of Andre directly into my mouth hole, because it’s a sad day. After two weeks of doctors trying to do everything they can to save Zsa Zsa Gabor’s ultra graceful leg, they sadly had to amputate most it starting from just above the knee. Zsa Zsa checked into UCLA Medical Center around New Year’s Day after her personal doctor found the bitchiest blood clot of all blood clots in leg. Doctors put her on a shit load of antibiotics, but it was too late.
The good news is that Zsa Zsa did fine during the surgery and her doctors are optimistic that she’ll heal without any major problems. Since Zsa Zsa is 93-years-old, she will stay in the hospital for a little while longer so doctors can monitor her recovery closely.
I’m sure that Zsa Zsa’s place on the chandelier of life will twinkle brightly long after ours goes dim. Zsa Zsa will live forever! I’m also sure that Zsa Zsa will look better than ever in her solid gold prosthetic leg with built-in marabou slipper. Dahlink!