Well, At Least It’s Not Another Blake Lively Cover

January 14, 2011 / Posted by:

Anna Wintour needs to adjust the tint on her Chanel Blue Blockers, because why did she approve this cover of Vogue? Yeah, I know Kristen Stewart always looks like she’s sitting on a cold stainless steel table and waiting for a simultaneous pap smear and rectal exam, but couldn’t they have tried to erase at least one layer of constipated uncomfortableness from her face? Couldn’t they have used the Dulcolax Photoshop tool on her?

It’s as if before Mario Testino took the picture he shouted at Kristen, “Say NUTTYMADAM!” And the baby crib skirt she’s got on is not helping.

via Hollywood Life

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