Ryan Reynolds has never held up his hand and admitted that he’s healing his broken heart by doing ab crunches while Sandra Bullock rides on top (Ryan Reynolds does ab crunches in his sleep, so of course he does it during sex times), but apparently they are dating. And apparently, ScarJo isn’t happy about it. One of ScarJo’s friends tells The National Enquirer (aka The Grain of Salt Times) that she called Sandra a “man-hungry tramp” among other things.
ScarJo still has feelings for Ryan and thinks it was wrong of Sandra to get on that shit before his divorce is final. The source also added these fightin’ words: “She still has intense feelings for Ryan and feels Sandra isn’t respecting that at all. Sandra may be known as ‘America’s Sweetheart,’ but she’s NO sweetheart to Scarlett.”
Whoever at The National Enquirer wrote this mess has obviously been watching reruns of Laverne & Shirley and/or Three’s Company, because who says “man-eating tramp” anymore? That’s some shit Shirley shouted at Rhonda. That’s olden times talk. Not only that, but Sandra is as square as Prostitution Whore’s tits, so I don’t think she could be a man-eating tramp if she tried. Maybe what the source really meant is that Sandra lives a double life as “America’s sweetheart” and a cannibal hobo. That, I might believe.