Selma Blair Is Yeah, You Know Already

January 13, 2011 / Posted by:

The curtain can’t close on another day without a rumor or story popping up about how yet another celebrity is pregnant, so Selma Blair is taking one for the team and leasing out her womb to her unborn baby. At least that’s what Star Magazine is going on about. They have a source telling them that Selma and her boyfriend of a year Jason Bleick will add a member to the Hollywood child army sometime this year.

Jason is the founder of EVER clothing line, and apparently lives in a tepee on a horse ranch in Malibu. Think the rich dude’s HUNG. The source says that Selma wasn’t exactly looking for a baby in her life, but you know what your mother used to tell you: You play with bare dick, and you’ll get knocked up (or HPV)! The source went on to say, “Selma and Jason are ecstatic! It’s still early on but they have started telling family members and close friends. Selma never thought she could be this happy. Her life right now is a dream come true! Selma started dating Jason last year and although the pregnancy was a surprise, she couldn’t be happier.

Selma now joins Posh Beckham, Natalie Portman, Mimi, Kate Hudson, Rachel “Chupa” Zoe, Jewel, Marion Cotillard, Owen Wilson’s girlfriend and Jane Krakowski as the mothers-to-be who will be terrorizing Hollywood with baby shower shit in a few months. Yup, L.A. will drown in candy bar diapers and unmarked baby food jars.

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