The Smoking Jacket released these pictures from a bizarre 1999 spread featuring a terrifying clown, a buff dude who just crawled out of a septic tank, Kelly Osbourne (that’s not Kelly Osbourne) and the only and only Christina Hendricks! This is what a regular night at Charlie Sheen’s house looks like.
Obviously, these pictures were taken long before Christina’s magnificent chichis NATURALLY exploded into the 8th world wonder we know them as today. Or maybe they shrunk out of fucking fright at the sight of burnt Oompa Loompa dude’s crazy ass leg muscle. Whatever the case may be, don’t try to tell me that Christina’s titties of today aren’t organic. I can’t believe that. It would DESTROY me. It would be like the time I found out that the magical wall of dick was just a piece of sheetrock with strange men on the other side of it.