Rumer Willis Is A Model Now

January 12, 2011 / Posted by:

Today, nepotism smells like Molly McButter flakes, burnt aluminum foil, open finger sores from Photoshopping for hours and Badgley Mischka’s saliva on Demi Moore’s ass lips. Here’s Rumer Willis’ first ads as the new chin of Badgley Mischka! You know, Badgley and/or Mischka can say that they chose Rumer because she’s “a unique beauty” who “breathes new life into their brand”, but the real truth is that if she didn’t slide out of Demi Moore’s cooch, she wouldn’t have gotten the job. But Rumer is collecting a check and you know I’m a strong supporter of that, so….

I guess this means it won’t be long before Noah Cyrus is named as the new face of Frederick’s of Hollywood and one of JLo’s twins becomes Donatella Versace’s new muse.

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