In just under 2 weeks, Ted Williams has gone from homeless man to viral star to media angel to Dr. Phil guest to rehabber. Ted, this is your career on speed (bad analogy?). Ted is doing in 2 weeks what took Lindsay Lohan years (sans the vagina flashing and crashing into parked cars).
Dr. Phil is patting himself on the fat taint today, because he’s the one who talked Golden Voice into checking into rehab for drug and alcohol addictions. Golden Voice has claimed that he’s sober, but he’s really been guzzling that sweet nectar almost every single day this whole time.
Out of all people, it had to be Dr. Phil that helped Golden Voice. Dr. Phil’s head is already swole up and now it’s going to pop. Wait. Maybe that was Golden Voice’s plan all along? Well played. But really, when Golden Voice gets out of Promises Malibu, or wherever the hell he’s going, I look forward to his comeback world tour.