Kelsey Grammer is currently playing the gay owner of a drag club in La Cage Aux Folles on Broadway and Camille suggested to Howard Stern this morning that starring in the show must be giving him a permanent boner. Without saying the actual words, Camille coyly cocked her beautiful “ceramic iguana skull dipped in honey wax” head towards the dressing room where Kelsey keeps all of his glamorous dresses from Janet’s Closet.
TMZ says that shortly after Kelsey signed, sealed and delivered Camille’s pink slip, she told her Real Housewives of Beverly Hills castmates the same thing. Here’s part of the transcript from Camille’s conversation with Howard about how Kelsey’s dick lips quiver when he puts a marabou robe on.
CG – Listen, I don’t think he’s gay. I do think he likes being with women, but there’s something between us that just didn’t click.
HS – But you’re saying you don’t think he’s gay. You said that when he got into La Cage Aux Folles he was in the right play.
CS – Ahahahahahaaaaa. That’s for another reason.
HS – What’s the other reason?
CS – I’m not going to aaaaaanswer.
Robin – He likes to dress up like a woman?
CS – I didn’t say it! I’m not talking about it.
HS – Are you saying in your marriage that Kelsey dressed up like a woman?
CS – I’m not saying it.
HS – No kidding. What’s that like? When a guy comes into bed with… Poor Camille. Honey, why didn’t you call me? Did he ever dress up in your… Did he ever stretch out your panties when he put them on? You’re a tiny girl. You don’t have any body fat.
CS – He has um…he um….he has a little waist. I don’t know what to say.
Camille quickly said that Kelsey’s all man and she better not say anything else or she’ll get slapped with a lawsuit. Kelsey’s rep responded by saying he won’t respond: “While it is not clear why Camille Grammer continues making public statements about her marriage to Kelsey, it is crystal clear that Kelsey will continue not responding, regardless of content.”
If Camille didn’t look like the Nasonex Bee, I probably wouldn’t like her ass. I hate when she sticks the tip in, pulls it out and then coos, “I didn’t do that! I didn’t do that!” She’s always saying shit and then trying to say she never said it. Either do the smart gold digging thing by keeping your lips shut about anything Kelsey-related, or come out and blatantly say that Frasier’s peen honks for fishnets. Not that it matters either way, but damn. Own it or shut the fuck up.