Trouble For Golden Voice!

January 11, 2011 / Posted by:

Ted Williams, the homeless dude who quickly rode to the top on the clouds of gold dust that float out of his mouth, was temporarily detained by the LAPD last night after he got into some sort of “altercation” with one of his daughters at the Renaissance Hotel in Hollywood. A hotel employee called the police when the hollers coming from Golden Voice’s room made the walls shake and shit. TMZ says that the brawl of words between Golden Voice and his daughter was all about money. Like you had to ask.

Can you imagine Golden Voice screaming “Fuck you, you gold digging bitch of a daughter! I don’t owe your triflin’ ass shit!” in his beautiful radio voice? I hope he sells that as an outgoing voicemail, because my iPhone really needs that in its mouth!

Golden Voice and his daughter were both brought into the station, but were later released since neither of them was interested in pressing charges.

This might be the quickest “rise to fame, fall from fame” story ever. I’ve stood in lines at Arby’s that have lasted longer than this. No, no, no, everything is going to be fine especially since Dr. Phil is talking to Golden Voice tonight. Yes, Dr. Phil put Golden Voice up in that hotel! IT’S CURSED!

Or last night’s incident with the police was the gods’ way of trying to keep Golden Voice from seeing Dr. Philofshit tonight and it didn’t work. Listen to the gods, Golden Voice!

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