Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

January 11, 2011 / Posted by:

What sitcom side kick from a hugely popular series was recently spotted at an adult theater outside of Houston? This diminutive star is openly gay and an eyewitness was shocked to see the actor engaging in some naughty X rated activity. (Blind Gossip)

Why was this eyewitness so shocked to see this sidekick getting some dick? Isn’t that what you’re supposed to do at a porn theater? You’re supposed to lick the peen in between snacking on your nachos. That’s the thing there.

One of the grossest thing I’ve ever witnessed in life happened at the aptly-named Tomkat gay porn theater in West Hollywood a long time ago. I walked into the theater and spent 2 seconds of my life looking at a twink of a boy on his knees in front of a nasty old troll who had a Diet Mountain Dew in his hand. I pivoted out of that bitch like dick wasn’t even on my mind. I mean, a Diet Mountain Dew?! Really?! Who drinks that (keep your hands down if you do)?!

Anyway, my guesses are: Sean Hayes or David Hyde Pierce?

Which washed out singer-songwriter might have overestimated the demand for his upcoming 2011 comeback? He failed to charm even a single person on the domestic violence awareness course he was ordered to attend after assaulting his partner during his time away from the spotlight. They all regarded him as a “bit of a knob”. (Popbitch via Blind Gossip)

Chris Brown is too easy, so I’ll go with Finley Quaye? Click here if a WHO?! just screamed into your brain.

This former A list movie and television actor, recently lost a great deal of weight. Apparently it was not enough though. At a recent party, he sat his still large frame into an antique chair and it promptly collapsed under his weight. Damage? $35,000. (CDAN)

That’s what you get for buying a $35,000 chair! Drew Carey or John Goodman, but I don’t think either of them have ever been considered major movie stars….

Could it be that a certain siren is sucking up to a certain sexpot’s sibling? Let’s hear Liza try to say that three times fast! Everyone is gabbing about this latest conjunction as if it means something. Honey, not only does he have a famous sister, but he’s a “sister” – if you catch my drift. (Billy Masters via Blind Gossip)

Eva Longoria and Penelope Cruz’s brother? Evidence.

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