Afternoon Crumbs

January 11, 2011 / Posted by:

Sophia Bush’s dress is probably made of wonton dough. Needs more pork. – Go Fug Yourself

Chuck Bass is going to be a movie star (or at the very least he’ll get a few speaking lines with Leonardo DiCaprio) – Lainey Gossip

“I don’t want to do my mom! I’m gay, okay!“, said Stephanie Seymour’s son right after he wiped her breast milk off the corner of his mouth – The Superficial

Cameron Diaz’s face…that is all – Hollywood Tuna

Snooki Monster terrorizes New York (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Kendall Jenner is the new Ali Lohan The Berry

Ricky Martin’s new video sponsored by Benetton – Towleroad

The Firestartin’ Lorena BobbitNYC Barstool Sports

Miranda Kerr’s new baby weighs more than she does – Celebitchy

The new VS Angels look exactly like the old VS Angels – Popoholic

Tia Mowry’s uterus joins the party – ICYDK

Andrew Garfield in Details – Popsugar

Kanye West & Jay-Z’s new single does not stand for Hot Ass Mess – Just Jared

Shock. Surprise. Etc. – I’m Not Obsessed

I’d hit it. The bacon cup full of Four Loko, not the dude – TDW

Eva Longoria erased Tony Parker from her body – Cityrag

Someone named Lily Aldridge in a bikini – Hollywood Rag

Tami “It Wasn’t Not Funny” Roman has come a loooong way (sarcasm) – Necole Bitchie

If it gets Harvey Price another cover of OK! Magazine, I’m all for it – OK! Magazine

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