Afternoon Crumbs
Sophia Bush’s dress is probably made of wonton dough. Needs more pork. – Go Fug Yourself
Chuck Bass is going to be a movie star (or at the very least he’ll get a few speaking lines with Leonardo DiCaprio) – Lainey Gossip
“I don’t want to do my mom! I’m gay, okay!“, said Stephanie Seymour’s son right after he wiped her breast milk off the corner of his mouth – The Superficial
Cameron Diaz’s face…that is all – Hollywood Tuna
Snooki Monster terrorizes New York (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Kendall Jenner is the new Ali Lohan – The Berry
Ricky Martin’s new video sponsored by Benetton – Towleroad
The Firestartin’ Lorena Bobbit – NYC Barstool Sports
Miranda Kerr’s new baby weighs more than she does – Celebitchy
The new VS Angels look exactly like the old VS Angels – Popoholic
Tia Mowry’s uterus joins the party – ICYDK
Andrew Garfield in Details – Popsugar
Kanye West & Jay-Z’s new single does not stand for Hot Ass Mess – Just Jared
Shock. Surprise. Etc. – I’m Not Obsessed
I’d hit it. The bacon cup full of Four Loko, not the dude – TDW
Eva Longoria erased Tony Parker from her body – Cityrag
Someone named Lily Aldridge in a bikini – Hollywood Rag
Tami “It Wasn’t Not Funny” Roman has come a loooong way (sarcasm) – Necole Bitchie
If it gets Harvey Price another cover of OK! Magazine, I’m all for it – OK! Magazine