Afternoon Crumbs

Despite the fact that peroxide is melting her scalp off, Katie Price throws her best sexyface at some event – Hollywood Tuna

Lucky ass Marion Cotillard is going to get one of those French government nannies now (File under: things I’ve learned while watching Sicko) – Lainey Gossip

Isn’t JWoww always under some form of anesthesia (examples: coke, collagen fumes, Snooki’s queefs, etc…)? – The Superficial

Tom Ford and his silvery boo on Out Magazine – Towleroad

Veronica Sawyer is looking hot (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds are licking on each other’s holes in Jackson Hole – Celebitchy

Keira Knightley got into the Sharpie drawer again – The Berry

Where does the gas pump go exactly? – Popoholic

Bjork covers Joy Division – TDW

Spanish nalgas alert – OMG Blog

When is Jared Leto going to get it through his beautiful elfin head that a bottle of peroxide is not his friend! – Just Jared

Wendie Malick made use of the ugliest prom dress in the world and an early 90s blazer from The Limited – Go Fug Yourself

Suri Cruise’s idea of pure heaven: fucking up the shoe shelves at some department store – Popsugar

Denise Richards and Nikki Sixx broke up – ICYDK

The male chastity belt doubles as a dildo too! – NYC Barstool Sports

What happens when you don’t have Ken Paves in your life anymore – I’m Not Obsessed

Penguins!!!! – Cityrag

Nooooooow KISS! – SOW

Olivia Munn’s pantless Maxim cover – Hollywood Rag