The cracks in Cinderella’s Castle that were created out of pain when Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens broke up slowly started to heal every time she licked the strawberry kiwi lip gloss off of his lips at the opening of SHG Eden Hollywood on Friday night. Whatever Zac and Vanessa were doing together for 5 years, they stopped doing last month. But some witness type tells People that it must be back on since Vanessa was on him like he was a webcam. The source had this to say:
“Vanessa was bopping around with her arms up while Zac had his hands all over her. Vanessa had a smile on from ear to ear and the two were inseparable after that.
Zac sat in between her legs and she wrapped her arms around him. They were making out on and off for the last hour or so until closing. They acted like there was no one else in the room.”
Zac isn’t just a pretty princess face made from pieces of plastic mermaids from the old submarine ride at Disneyland. Zac has brains too! Zac realized that Vanessa’s movie Beastly is about to become the Titanic of the pre-apocalypse and he wants his name to trickle out of her mouth and down Oscar’s chest when she accepts the trophy for Best Actress at the Academy Awards in 2012.
Or maybe Zac knows that he will never find another girl who doesn’t laugh when he asks her to take a concealer stick to his b-hole. Well, Zac can FEEL the white heads on his ass lips! Girls just don’t understand that he can’t leave the house when he has visible white heads on his ass lips! Who can really? Vanessa gets it.