David Beckham and Posh have announced that her pouty womb is filled with a pouty fetus that better have a pouty vagina on it, or else she’ll be pouting like nobody else has pouted BEFORE! A rep for Posh & Becks tells People that she’s now licking twice as many ice cubes for nourishment and staring at full plates of food twice as long, because she’s got a baby in her uterus to feed! Their rep says:
“David and Victoria Beckham are delighted to confirm they are expecting their fourth child in the summer. Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz are very excited about the arrival of their new brother or sister.”
Hopefully, Posh gets the daughter of her dreams to dress up this time, because the names “Queens, Juliet and Penelope” need a home already! If not, I’m sure we’ll see the world’s first ever male-to-female post-op newborn!