The Kardashian Klan Sued For $75 Million

January 8, 2011 / Posted by:

The stupid Kardashian Kard was a dumb idea to begin with. Who in the hell wants to pay for their shit with that krap kard? It’s the quickest way of telling those around you, “Look! I’m an asshole!” Even my “pig in a tutu” personal checks aren’t as embarrassing as the Kardashian Kard (I think).

Even if the Kardashian Kard gave you 80% off of butt lub, a discount to Fatburger and purchase points to buy a Flip camera that you could use to shoot your own sex tape, it still wouldn’t be worth it. But instead of giving out rewards, the Kardashian Kard TOOK! TOOK! TOOK!

The prepaid card cost $99.95 to own for the first year and $7.95 per month after that. Users had to pay $1 to $6 to load money onto the card and make ATM withdrawals. Because of this, the Connecticut Attorney General threw a side-eye at the card and accused it of charging “predatory fees.” After the piss storm (and not the kind Kim is into) fell on the Kardashians, they terminated their contract with the debit card company. Naturally, the debit card company is suing them for $75 million for breach of contract. The Fresno Bee has the details:

Revenue Resource Group LLC says it lost millions of dollars after the sisters — facing a firestorm of bad publicity over the card — pulled out of the deal.

“It’s our only choice,” said Nancy Torosian, chief operating officer for the card company. “We have been severely financially impacted.”

The lawsuit alleges the sisters improperly terminated a two-year contract to promote the Kardashian Kard, a MasterCard-approved prepaid debit card. The deal had called for the sisters to advertise the card on their websites and through social media. They also were supposed to appear at events on behalf of the company.

Many would feel a warm sense of satisfaction tinkle onto their hearts if the KKKs were stripped of the Spanx off their backs, but it doesn’t need to go there. They can work this out. Kim should just buy thousands of Kardashian Kards, which she can melt down in a crock pot and inject into her lips. A win/win!

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