Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 8, 2011 / Posted by:

By popular demand, here’s Heidi, the cross-eyed possum who has taken The Hoff’s place as Germany’s sweetheart! Now we know what happened to Kate Gosselin’s ole’ possum head!

People all over the world have fallen in love with Heidi and her confused cross-eyes that look like you while watching an episode of Strange Love, or you trying to read the tattoo on your piece’s pubic bone while licking on his peen (you’re a reader….and a multitasker). What’s not to love about Heidi?!

Officials at the zoo where Heidi reigns say her eyes are most likely crossed due to massive amounts of fat deposits behind her eyes, which was caused by eating bad shit as a baby. Heidi’s cross-eyes aren’t painful at all, but she will permanently look like STAINS staring at a dollop of cupcake frosting on his nose. That isn’t a bad thing. Here’s a semi-creepy song and video dedicated to Heidi and her real-life googly bubble sticker eyes:

via The Awl

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