The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 6th!

January 7, 2011 / Posted by:

Justin Bieber got Selena Gomez a bike for Christmas because he thinks THAT’S how you get a bun in the oven. – seejaneclick

Runners-up:

After seeing Pam’s bike, I guess I can now believe her account of where all those yeast infections came from. – MJF

Smear it with butter and mayo and Paula Deen will take it for the ride of its life. – clutching-at-straws

In the Scientology version of the Bible, Jesus took the 12 loaves of bread and turned them into a bicycle. Unfortunately, he turned the fish into Gwyneth Platrow. – fleawatch

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