Hot Slut Of The Day!

Happiness, an Irish woman who used every last breath in her body to give the dance audition of her life to “The Scatman” (no comment) on the British reality show Got to Dance. Happiness DANCED until every tongue depressor in a 10-mile radius jumped up and reported for duty! Happiness DANCED until a dozen ambulances showed up to treat her seizure! Happiness DANCED like Eddie Cibrian after peeking at the balance on LeAnn Rimes’s ATM receipt for the first time! Happiness DANCED like John Travolta when he eyes a new hot piece of dark meat walking into the sauna! Happiness DANCED like Jessica Simpson after finding out that a Wonder Bread outlet is opening up near her house! Happiness DANCED like you when the clock strikes 6pm on a Friday! This is definitely the official dance of HAPPINESS!!!

Although, maybe I shouldn’t be too impressed with Happiness’s moves since this is exactly what I look like when I’m playing one of those dumb games on Wii.

via Videogum