Zac Efron has been spending time down south while filming a movie and I’m pretty sure the gentlemanly spirit of Jim Williams from The Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil crept into his glitter hole and took over his body. Because when Zac accepted the award for Best Unicorn Under the Age of 25 at last night’s People’s Choice Awards, he gave a speech that was simply, as he would put it, sublime.
I mean, Zac not only drawled out the word “sublime“, but he also referred to his fellow nominees as his “contemporaries.” Zac made every bitch in the audience drop their hand fan, pick up their petticoat and run towards him. Zac’s speech was the coat that a gentlemen throws over a puddle so that you don’t dirty the silk ribbons on your shoes. A fucking gentlemen in every way, that Zach.
And can’t you just picture him looking up at you after tossing your salad and saying, “Subliiiiiime.” Don’t swoon too hard or you might fart on his neck.
Here’s some pictures of Zac with unemployed beard Taylor Swift at the PCAs last night.