What A Devoted Wife

January 6, 2011 / Posted by:

In the picture above, Tiny is most likely giving T.I. a side of handjob with his soup. And this is exactly the kind of behavior that earned him a case of Smurf balls and a trip to a “Special Housing Unit.” T.I. is currently serving time in Arkansas for violating his probation and he got into more trouble over the weekend with some prude ass prison guards for violating decency by letting his wife Tiny yank on his Shake Weight.

TMZ says that the prison rules state that inmates are only allowed to kiss, hug and hold hands with their loved ones during visiting hours. The visiting room staff must be able to see hands at all times, so finger creeping down into the bush is strictly prohibited. T.I. tried to jizz all over those rules, but a security guard caught him before he could finish. Prison officials punished his ass by sending him to a part of the prison where there’s more security and less freedom for inmates.

Don’t security guards have bigger things to worry about than Babe’s cousin sticking to her vows by hand fucking her husband in the visiting room of a prison?! Damn. It’s not like Tiny was wiping her ass juices off of T.I.’s peen after doing anal with him on the picnic table in front of everyone! It was just a measly hj. Besides, a handjob is a form of hugging! That technicality should get T.I. off…in more ways than one.

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