Here I was getting all the dirty filthy sex talk I need from HSN when I really should’ve been spending more time with The Weather Channel’s Stephanie Abrams. Stephanie manages to blow at least 3 warm fronts towards your Gulf of Mexico in less than 30 seconds. An “in-and-out quickie” is right. Just ask the heavy breather filming the TV. He knows what you’re fappin’ about.
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